55 Hilarious Quotes about Junk Food

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Although it may have little nutritional value, junk food is sure to provide plenty of entertainment. From our favorite salty potato chips to those must-have chocolate sweets, each of which hard to resist. Common sense tells us to stay away from such foods, yet their delectable flavor is so doggone irresistible.

Whether you’re a junk food junky or not, these 55 Hilarious Junk Food Quotes will have you laughing for hours. Each guaranteed to lift the spirits and help brighten up your day.

Junk Food Quotes

1. “Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” — Doug Larson

2. “If I could be doing anything, I’d be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.” — Anita Baker

3. “Just because the Americans are so good at rattling out accessible and cheap junk food, nobody looks twice when it comes to their food. But there are golden nuggets everywhere.” — Jamie Oliver

4. “Believe it or not, American eat 75 acres of pizza a day.”— Boyd Matson

5. “I eat whatever I want, junk food included.” — Vanessa Marcil

6. “When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.” — Yogi Berra

7. “The food problem is a flavor problem. For half a century, we’ve been making the stuff people should eat–fruits, vegetables, whole grains, unprocessed meats–incrementally less delicious. Meanwhile, we’ve been making the food people shouldn’t eat–chips, fast food, soft drinks, crackers–taste ever more exciting. The result is exactly what you’d expect.” — Mark Schatzker

8. “I was always a junk food person, still am.” — Dolly Parton

9. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the junk food as far away as possible.” — Krista Scott-Dixon

10. “It’s good, it’s greasy, it’s fattening but what the hay I am all for it.” — Coco-baby

11. “Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.” — Robert Redford

12. “It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.” — Ray Kroc

13. “I’m really not a TV junkie… OK, I kind of am a TV junkie, but I’m much more of a movie junkie – my junk food is romantic comedies I’ve seen a million times.” — Alison Brie

14. “The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger.” — Chris O’Brien

15. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the junk food as far away as possible.” — Krista Scott-Dixon

16. “I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.” — Tyra Banks

17. “Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks.” — Marilyn Wann

18. “A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.” — Author Unkown

19. “This is mainly because I spend a lot of time writing and so don’t have much time to read; I hate to waste that time reading what may turn out to be junk food for the mind, when there’s so much real writing to be read.” — John Sladek

20. “A party without a cake is just a meeting.” — Author Unkown

21. “When we allow ourselves to ignore a rational option in favor of an irrational one, or perhaps an unjustified one, it’s like eating junk food. It fills the need for making a decision but does so with no decision at all. Just like junk food, it satiates the need to act, but it requires no action at all.” — Farshad Asl

22. “My parents always wanted me to know why eating healthfully was important to overall performance, probably to drown out my whining for junk food.” — Daphne Oz

23. “The belly rules the mind.” — Author Unkown

24. “I really wish junk food was good for you! And healthy food was bad!” — Author Unknown

25. “I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza – but just lower amounts of it.” — JWoww

26. “They are the video equivalent of junk food.” — John J. O’Connor

27. “I have a confession to make – I am very fond of junk food.” — Siddharth Shukla

28. “I normally don’t eat junk food.” — Martin Yan

29. “Love and food are very similar in many ways. We can’t survive without them, and they bring us great joy, and just as there is junk food, and you can become obese, there’s also junk love.” — Joanna Coles

30. “Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form – a form of creative expression.” — Jeff Smith

31. “I follow my own advice: eat less, move more, eat lots of fruits, vegetables, and grains, and don’t eat too much junk food. It leaves plenty of flexibility for eating an occasional junk food.” — Marion Nestle

32. “I need to start eating healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in my house so it’s not there to tempt me anymore.” — Author Unknown

33. “I don’t like junk food, just because I don’t like the taste of it, but I don’t go to the gym – ever.” — Isla Fisher

34. “I learnt a lot from eating junk food.” — Adriano Zumbo

35. Even in the old days, we’d make an effort. When I’d go out to score on Eighth Avenue, I’d get my junk and a chocolate doughnut. But I’d always pick up one of those pita-pocket health food sandwiches. You know, something really good for me.” — Aerosmith

36. “I eat a lot of junk food, because that’s what’s usually available at 1:00am when I’m all done working.” — Gabriel Iglesias

37. “In all honesty, my favorite place to write is an anonymous, cheap hotel in a city or town where nobody knows me, the wireless service is spotty, and the adjoining gas station has coffee, beer and junk food.” — Dean Bakopoulos

38. I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me. ” — Author Unknown

39. “I’m a total junk food-er.” Jennifer Love Hewitt

40. “I love eating junk food. I’m a huge snacker, chips and candy.” — Jeremy Lin

41. “Life would be perfect if Mondays were fun, junk food was healthy, drama didn’t exist, and goodbyes were only until tomorrow.” — Author Unknown

42. “I suppose women are attracted to the bad-boy image sometimes because it’s fun to have an adventure. It’s like eating junk food… it’s fun at the time, but ultimately not the best choice.” — Dita Von Teese

43. “Rice Krispies happens to be one of my favorite junk foods, just as I regard Michener as superior among junk writers.” — Christopher Lehmann Haupt

44. “Like many other chef-entrepreneurs, I am convinced that fast food does not mean bad food.” — Andrew Zimmern

45. “I don’t really have a strict diet. I tend to keep the junk food out, but I tend to follow my cravings as well. I love the chips, the hot wings, fries. I tend to eat it all, to be honest.” — Tori Bowie

46. “The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” — Julia Child

47. “I like junk food, French fries, hamburgers – I love it.” — Rain

48. “Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we’re going to eat is hotly debated.” — Mindy Kaling

49. “I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” Rodney Dangerfield

50. “Even though I’ve been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife’s. I put labels on it that say “This is Will’s leftover chicken’ or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.” — Will Ferrell

51. “I didn’t grow up vegan or vegetarian. I grew up with junk food! And because of the way I ate before changing my diet, I can truly understand the challenges of making changes and stepping away from foods that provided a form of comfort and happiness growing up, but finding out that most of what I loved was really bad for me!” — Kim Barnouin

52. “I don’t know any chef who doesn’t like fast food.” — Paul Hollywood

53. “Wouldn’t life be wonderful if sweat pants were sexy, Monday mornings were fun, if junk food had no calories, all kisses were magical, life was always worth living for, and love never hurt?” — Ana Chable

54. “For all the concern about bodies and weight, ‘Baywatch’ has three huge catering trucks on the set at all times. One for entrees, one appetizers and one for junk food.” — Nicole Eggert

55. “Hello, potato chips Goodbye problems.” — Author Unknown

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Summary:

Regardless if you’re a lover of junk food or not, the above 55 Junk Food Quotes will prove to be entertaining and fun. So, when you get the craving for those not so healthy snacks, break out these hilarious sayings, sit back, and enjoy your bag of chips.

After all, you only live once, so why not enjoy it?

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